A Public Announcement: Potential For Reptilians in Our Midst

This is, in fact, a public announcement about the possibility of reptilians running amuck throughout the planet and quite possibly trying to take over the world!  Really.  I wish I were kidding.

It started when I had this crazy idea for a short story about a reptilian-humanoid type monster thingy terrorizing this guy and his pets (I know what you're thinking, don't write fiction!).  I started doing some online research and was surprised to find quite a bit of information on reptilian creatures.  The thing is, these folks on the websites I read actually believe there are reptilian beings in existence and that they live amongst us right now!  And I thought the Scientologists had the corner on wacky beliefs!

There seem to be a couple of theories bandied about as to their existence.  In one theory they evolved prior or parallel to us homo sapiens and are now trying to take over the world. In another theory they as space aliens, and are trying to take over the world.  Either as our reptile brethren or as space invaders, they seem to have infiltrated our planet (or at least some people's imaginations), and have their cold blooded hearts set on world domination.

I found this excerpt from the smarmy and condescending Bill Maher's movie, Religulous, in which Maher chats with David Icke, a former professional footballer and football commentator (that would be soccer to us uncouth Americans) about his belief in reptilians:




 And the reason we don't see them is because they can shape shift, which is a very convenient ability to have (especially when trying to convince others of their existence without a credible photo in hand).

And yes, Bible zealots/conspiracy theorists have found Biblical references to the existence of reptilians as being the ancient Nephilim of the Old Testament, as seen in this video.  If you don't make it to the end of this one, I will understand:



When I first started to watch this I thought it a farce, but then I realized she is serious.  Amazing.  I did find the video quite humorous, however. The fact that the lady mispronounced Nephilim throughout the video made me snicker.  And the photos of supposed reptilians drew a full guffaw from time to time.  Still...

There were other websites that I could mention, but I'll  will spare you the agony.  (Well, there was this one about malevolent reptilians that could enter the "astral dream scape" and could sodomize you in your dreams, but I digress.)  I'll let you to your own research.  And I know what you're thinking, perhaps The Muller is a reptilian and I'm trying to throw you homo sapiens off the trail. Hm, an interesting thought, but one you can't prove.  Just remember, though, we come in peace.  Mwahahahahahahaha!